so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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