i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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