google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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