Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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