You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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