is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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