That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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