S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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