i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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