I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
