people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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