Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Are we still banned from the library?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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