no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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