idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Alive.
So much puke
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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