so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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