I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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