people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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