You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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