And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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