how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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