So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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