lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize