I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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