Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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