This girl is more easily done than said...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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