I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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