I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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