so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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