what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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