Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
