big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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