No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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