2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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