I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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