can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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