The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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