He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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