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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I need a beard to bite.
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