Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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