Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
