Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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