ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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