Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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