girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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