garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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