sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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