Do you still have your period?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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