I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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