The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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