so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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