theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have tasted many bathrooms
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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