i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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