My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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