that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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