She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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