Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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