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Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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