worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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