Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She's the barista slut.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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