fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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